Earth 1 Danger Bob is the offspring of the NSA’s Anti-Infiltration operative Danger Mom and Portuguese super hero Captain Portugal. At age 5 his test scores in ass-kickery were off the charts, and he was put on a strict diet of true grit. Age 6 he enlisted in astronaut training to beat the Soviets to space and moon, and beat them up in space and on the moon. Having lost his virginity at age 8 he has consecutively been snogging foreign babes until two weeks ago, when he discovered masturbation. He approves. A bit old fashioned, Danger Bob lets his fist do most of the talking, chuckles when the Woman’s League of Voters is mentioned, and continues to search the North Pole for the entrance to the hollow earth. He has dedicated his life to the un-wussification of American, and believes if the truth sucks, enjoy the lie.

Earth 2 Danger Bob is an old curmudgeon stuck in the body of a someone in their 20s. He was born back when America was good. Playgrounds were made of splintering wood and metal. Metal that scorched in the summer and froze in the winter. Danger Bob’s ride is the Danger Mobile. A Toyota pickup that’s older than he is. Built in a day when the words power and automatic didn’t exist when it came to automobiles. The Danger Mobile doesn’t do a damn thing that Danger Bob doesn’t force it to do, and that’s the way he likes it. Without a doubt Danger Bob believes in the awesomeness of comic books, and lives by the philosophy that if you don’t like the world you’re living in, then make one up.